Me and my geniuses

There is proof that I am raising geniuses.

They have a desire for interesting reading before age 1.  (Apparently, geniuses can read such matter upside down.)


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They want to fold laundry at age 2.  (Exactly the age at which geniuses display their propensity for orderliness.)

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Oh, but these are childish acts, you might say.  Recent proofs?

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Bunny #1, aka. Puppy: “When you have more kids, you will have more FARTING.”

Bunny #2, aka. Lamb: “Can you buy me a cat? Because we need to love cats. It’s important.”

Bunny #3, aka. Piglet: “GAAAAHHHHH!” (in agreement with P and L – which also makes him a genius, no?)

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I kid you not.  This is for real.

Maybe it’s the millet and ground flaxseed I feed them daily, hmmmm?


20 Comments

  • blueviolet
    September 15, 2011 4:01 am

    How can you listen to that and not burst out laughing?

  • Runnermom-jen
    September 15, 2011 4:54 am

    Hahaha!! Love this! You are raising geniuses!!

  • Kiddothings
    September 15, 2011 8:09 am

    Millet + flaxseed + great homeschooling mama = GENIUSES

    Your kids are cute!

  • MamaAndTheCity (@Mama_AndTheCity)
    September 16, 2011 3:19 am

    I am afraid I am also raising a genius here. 🙂

  • Rach B. (@DonutsMama)
    September 16, 2011 11:25 am

    They really are sheer geniuses! I love that quote about the farting. Because I still think those are funny, lol!

  • Cookie’s Mom
    September 16, 2011 11:46 am

    That’s hysterical, Mama J. Kids say the darndest things. Pure genius!

  • Mama J
    September 16, 2011 4:05 pm

    I did! Unfortunately that seemed to spark a “farting” vocabulary revolution. Yesterday I was greeted by 2 naked, dancing kids yelling and singing, “Two, naked, farting kids!!!!” *GROAN* Call in damage control, please…

  • Mama J
    September 16, 2011 4:06 pm

    I’m afraid they will become socially inept with embarrassing vocabulary.

  • Mama J
    September 16, 2011 4:07 pm

    I think they’re cute too!

  • Mama J
    September 16, 2011 4:08 pm

    Yes, yours is also a born leader from the looks of things 🙂

  • Mama J
    September 16, 2011 4:10 pm

    Haha!! We tried to re-name it “emissions” but of course it didn’t sell. No ring to it!

  • Mama J
    September 16, 2011 4:12 pm

    I love their whacky comments. I’m also waiting for them to embarrass me in public!

  • jdaniel4smomj
    September 17, 2011 2:47 am

    It sounds like being a genius runs in the family.

  • Mama J
    September 17, 2011 4:05 am

    You could look at it another way. I get laughs and bad sass too. Praying hard!

  • Janice (@mommyslounge)
    September 17, 2011 5:47 am

    Ok. That was seriously funny and cute. I can definitely imagine them saying those things! Genius kids = genius mom. Right?

  • Theresa
    September 19, 2011 2:58 am

    Reading upside down is very hard, he must be a genius!

  • Mama J
    September 20, 2011 3:09 pm

    Thanks, but not quite! They get it from their father.

  • Mama J
    September 20, 2011 3:11 pm

    Yes, I love those fluke shots 😉

  • fromcorporatetodomestic
    September 20, 2011 9:18 pm

    Those kids are going to take over the world 🙂

  • Mama J
    September 20, 2011 9:48 pm

    Thanks, I hope so!

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