There is proof that I am raising geniuses.
They have a desire for interesting reading before age 1. (Apparently, geniuses can read such matter upside down.)
They want to fold laundry at age 2. (Exactly the age at which geniuses display their propensity for orderliness.)
Oh, but these are childish acts, you might say. Recent proofs?
Bunny #1, aka. Puppy: “When you have more kids, you will have more FARTING.”
Bunny #2, aka. Lamb: “Can you buy me a cat? Because we need to love cats. It’s important.”
Bunny #3, aka. Piglet: “GAAAAHHHHH!” (in agreement with P and L – which also makes him a genius, no?)
I kid you not. This is for real.
Maybe it’s the millet and ground flaxseed I feed them daily, hmmmm?